Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. So stick around, even if you think you already know the ending. But the thing is, while he and Kate were figuring their shit out? There was this whole alternate universe going on with Delores and me that you don’t know about. It’s a story you’ve probably heard before, maybe even from my buddy, Drew Evans. They fall in love and the player changes his ways forever. This is a story about a player, who meets a slightly crazy girl. there’s some kinky fuckery-but it’s the happy kind. There’s no dying best friends, no dark tortured pasts, no hidden secrets, no sparkly vampire breakups, and no kinky fuckery. Chicks like to cry-but this isn’t one of those stories. Because it was a hard-won victory-if you knew what I had to go through to make her mine, you’d understand.Īnyway, back to what I was saying. Repeating it might make me sound like a Harry Styles–obsessed prepubescent girl, but I don’t give a damn. One more time for those in the back-girlfriend-Delores-mine. Sitting down to purposely watch something you know will make you unhappy? It makes no frigging sense.īut that’s okay I’m just going to chalk it up to another thing I will never understand about my girlfriend. They cry over books, TV shows, those awful abused-animal commercials, and movies-especially movies. During the last few weeks, it’s been brought to my attention that sometimes women actually like to cry.
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